DJ Tweets

I imagine it’s much more quiet in the sofas of the football watchers as they are nowadays tweet instead of jumping and screaming.

i just heard an A$AP Rocky song produced by Skrillex and i love it. what is happening to me? #confessions

Apparently Chavez was inspired by reading Les Miserables. Somehow the internet is going to find a way to blame Anne Hathaway.

went out for a walk in paris without phone. in the middle realized i couldn’t remember the name of the hotel the adress or nothing.

@bill_patrick why am i drinking this? i’m tweeting questions to myself. theres somethign fucked up in here. #crack #cantfeelmylegs

So I broke into the palace with a sponge and a rusty spanner

Antibiotics are like a chastity belt. 😖

I love Traveling, but would be amazing if I could take my tempurpedic mattress topper along… too many hotel beds…..

The dogs of Brooklyn only eat grassfed artisanal meats. Purina? That’s for homeless people.

Packing for Vancouver, discovered one of the cats got locked in my bedroom and pissed in my bags. Will b a stinky session tonight